Best Whatsapp Status Ideas !

• You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
  
• You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
• When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!
  
• I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
  
• Four pegs at night will make me stringer 
  
• Keep calm and survive summer
• Time is always fly, but love is never died…..
• You and me make a wonderful WE ( RELATIONSHIP STATUS)
  
• Love is blind but loving people is not made   
• Never let any body come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them.
  
• The road to success is always under construction.
  
• Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
• Born to express not to impress.
  
• Silent people have the loudest minds.
  
• Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.
• Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
  
• My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  
• Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.
• You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.
  
• Totally available!! Please disturb me!!??
  
• “Success” all depends on the second letter.
• Life is Short – Chat Fast!
  
• i may not be perfect, but i’m the best you’ll ever have… you’ll realize it the day i stop coming back
  
• You either live in love or die, there is no way in between
  
• Many people say love hurts, but it not only hurts it also give you a different kinda pain..which make u feel that u are in love ” truly “..!!
• no if no but i wanna hug.?
• i am single because god is busy writing to best love story for me.
  
• The space between your fingers are meant 2 be filled with mine
  
• My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one…!
  
• Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..
  
• Hey there whatsapp is using me.
  
• I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
  
• Only Love takes you to heaven without the dying part.
  
• Always remember to smile because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
  
• It doesn’t matter who hurt you or broke you down .. What matters is who made you smile again <3
  
• LoVe ThE oNe WhO LoVeS YoU….. nOt ThE oNe WhOm YoU LoVe ??
  
• Tere Se Meri Banti Nahi , R Tere Bina Meri Zindagi Chalti Bhi Nahi…
  
• Every person be’s a nobody before becoming somebody
  
• Being loneliness is a crime than arrest me
  
• You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
  
• Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.
  
• Without friends life is nothing…
  
• Revenge is the purest emotion
  
• Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. . ohh its ur attitude.
  
• There is only three things are required for the impression that is your attitude……attitude… N… .attitude
  
• Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
  
• Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
  
• I am not failed……My success is just postponed.
  
• If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
  
• When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.
  
• I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
  
• Deepest Feeling Always Hurt You.
  
• Most smilies r started by another smilies
  
• What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
  
• Expectations leads to Disappointments..
  
•  I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
  
• I know i am something, Because god doesn’t create garbage.
  
• If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!
  
• When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
  
• If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
  
• I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
  
• My attitude your problem your attitude my foot
  
• I would rather say bitch plzz!!! Instead of arguing wid u…..
  
• Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
  
• War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
  
• When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, It simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.
  
• If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
  
• I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
  
• FUCK ur PAST…SMOOCH ur PRESENT….KISS ur FUTURE…!!!!
  
• can u watch it!!!! iam having a conversation right here u jerk
  
• Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.
  
• I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’
  
• If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!
  
• Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
  
• If someone hates you for no reason….. Well, give them one good one.
  
• Dekhi Zamane Ki Yaari,Bicchde Sabhi Bari-Bari..
  
• I want to restore MY life…
  
• life is hell.. yet LIVE the EVIL..
  
• Sharing your problems with others doesn’t help rather people who took pity on u increases
  
• If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
  
• Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
  
• The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
• Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
• Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.
  
• I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
  
• I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
  
• Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
  
• I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.
  
• Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
  
• I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.
  
• Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
  
• Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
  
• I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
  
• Nothing is over until you stop trying.
  
• Person you love is 72.8% water.
• I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
  
• People say, you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important.
  
• 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
  
• When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
  
• she’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”.
  
• I drink to make other people interesting.
  
• If at first, you don’t succeed.. Keep flushing.
  
• Save water drink beer.
  
• Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
  
• Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your heart.
  
• Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
  
• Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
  
• His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
  
• Happy to be with my Love 
  
• Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
  
• Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. 
  
• The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. 
  
• If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
  
• Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
  
• Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
  
• Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
  
• I love my job only when I’m on vacation
  
• Never let an opportunity pass by you.. just grab it  
  
• Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
  
• Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
  
• The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
  
• Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
  
• My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
  
• Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
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• Please think Positive
  
• In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
  
• I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
  
• That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.
  
• If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
  
• Be good and Do good
  
• How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
  
• Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
  
• When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
  
• Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!
  
• Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.
  
• There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
  
• When there’s a will, I want to be in it.
  
• Live and Let Live
  
• Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
  
• sorry we are having some issues right now with our push notifications and ‘last seen’ status.  we are working on resolving them.
  
• I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
  
• I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.
  
• When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
  
• Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status?
  
• I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
  
• Never be a busy signal on the Prayer line
  
• The best feeling in the world is to know that you actually mean something to someone.